Saturday, February 19, 2011

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Women will never be as
successful as men because
they have no wives to advise them.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So, go to sleep.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn..???

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. 
Joint together, 
often moving in opposite directions
yet punishing whoever comes
between them...

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